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I’M BACK FROM THE DEAD. I’M THE GHOSTT OF 4CHAN PAST. HERE TO RANT ABOUT THE PRESENT. WITH FAITH MOOT WILL RETURN IN THE FUTURE AND DELIVER US FROM NEWFAGS.
IN THE BEGINNING /POL/ DIDN’T EXIST. MOOT LOOKED UPON THE VOID. MOOT SAID LET TTHERE BE /B/ AND THERE WAS /B/. AND IT WAS CANCER.
4CHAN WAS A GIFT FROM OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR CHRIS POOLE. HE CREATED IT USING 50K ON HIS MUMS CREDIT CARD BECAUSE HE LOVED US MORE THAN HE LOVED HER. HE CREATED US IN HIS IMAGE. BUT HIS CREATION HAS FALLEN FALL SHORT OF MOOTT.
THERE IS NO LIGHT WITHOUT DARK. NO LOVE WITHOUT HATE. NO JOY WITHOUTT DESPAIR. NO MOOT WITTHOUT SPEZ.
REDDIT EXISTS FOR FAGGOTS TO CRINGEPOST THEIR OPINIONS. THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS MOOT MADE /POL/. A CESSHOLOLE BOARD WHERE IRONY, SELF AWARENESS AND BEING FUNNY DON’T EVEN GO TO DIE, BECAUSE THAT WOULD IMPLY THEY WERE FLEETINGLY PRESENT.
THE NOTORIOUS CP, THE REAL OP, TOOK PITY ON THE VENEERAL DISEASE, FELINE AIDS HAVING SWEATLORDS HE SAW FLEEING FROM THE TERRIBLE REIGN OF SPEZ (AND THAT OTHER ONE THAT DIED.)
MOOTS BENEVOLENCE GIFTING THEM A BOARD AWAY FROM US REAL NIGGERS WAS HIS UNDOING.
IT ALL SEEMEDIT O SIMPLE, YOU’D LEAVE THE REST OF THE BOARDS THE FUCK ALONE. SEE, ITS LIKE A SCHOOL FOR RETARDS AND SPASTICS. THE WALL LICKERS WILL BE HAPPIER SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WITH A SHARED INTEREST IN SMEERING THEIR SHIT ON WALLS AND SPEAKING TONGUES WHENEVER THEY FEARED DEATHS SWEATY GRIP. IGNORANT TO THE FACT THAT FOR THEM, DEATH IS TO BE WELCOMED LIKE AN OLD FRIEND.
AS FOR US, WEB 1.0’S MUJAHADEEN. WE WOULD BE LEFT BASKING IN THE FIERY EYES OF ALLAH’S SEOND EMISSARY – MOOT. WHILE YOU PAGAN CUNTS ARGUED AMONG YOURSELVES AND POSTED YOUJR BORING OPINIONS, LIKE SO MUCH SHIT CAKED ONTO THE LAVATORY WALLS OF BEDLUM.
CREATING /POL/ GAVE YOU BACK DOOR BUTCHERS A BRIDGEHEAD. FROM THEIR YOU TOOK OVER THIS SACRED LAND.
THAT WAS MOOTS FIRST MISTAKE AND ONLY MISTAKE. EXCEPT ROBBING HIS MUM – THAT WAS PRETTY BAD AND THAT WEIRD DRAWING APP THAT WAS LIKE A MIX OF MYSPACEAND DRAW WITH FRIENDS. COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING A MILE OFF. TECH JUST WASN’T AT THAT POINT YET. HE SHOULD HAVE WAITED A FEW YEARS. BUT I DIGRESS.
IT WAS INEVITABLE THE CRINGEFAGS WOULD MAKE /POL/ MORE CANCER THAN /B/ EVER WAS, AND THEY DID. AND IT SPREAD. AND AS IT SPREAD, IT MUTATED.
CRINGEFAGS ATTRACTED EDGEFAGS, AND THE CRINGEFAGS AND THE EDGEFAGS TOLD THE NEWFAGS ABOUT 4CHAN.
WHEN THE NEWFAGS, WHO WERE ORIGINALLY CRINGEFAGS FROM THE CRINGEFAGGIEST WEBSITE ON THE NET, CRINGEFAGGED SO HARD THEY HAD TO LEAVE SPEZS KINGDOM. THEY FLOCKED TO /POL/.
THE CHAN GREAT REPLACEMENT HAD BEGUN. EXCEPT THIS TIME, IT WAS REAL.
ONCE THE EDGEFAGS AND CRINGEFAGS OF 4CHAN TOLD THE CRINGEFAGS FROM REDDIT ABOUT MOOTS KINGDOM OF MARBLECAKE, and also THE GAME, THAT WAS THE END.
YOU UNFUNNY MOTHERFUCKERS MADE IT SO FUCKING UNFUNNY THE REAL NIGGERS HAD TO LEAVE
YOU RUINED 4CHAN, AND YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO HELP ME PIRATE NEWS AND SPORTS FROM AROUND THE WORLD.
BUT THE REALEST NIGGER (EXCEPT MOOT, PBUH) IS BACK.
BUT I’M NOT HERE TO TALK ABOU HOW YOU PIECES OF SHIT CAUGHT VD BUT ARE ALSO ALL VIRGINS.
USE YOUR DUMBFUCK INDUCTIVE REASONING 101. USE IT TO WORK OUT HOW YOU GOT CAT AIDS, ELECTED TWO RAPISTS IN TEN YEAR, AND HANDED THE KEYS TO THE BENZ TO THE CHINKS COS’ YOU’RE AFRAID OF SPICS AND WOPS. /POL/ HAS TO MANY AMERIKKKANS AND NOT ENOUGH REAL NIGGERS.
YOU KILLED 4CHAN. YOU KILLED AMERICA AND YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF. YOU DISGUST ME. CAT FUCKING, IRONY BLIND REDDIT NATIVE GAYCUNTS.
YOU DESTROYED MOOTS ONCE GLORIOUS CREATTION. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY. MOOT ISN’T. HE LOST HIS JOB AT GOOGLE – PROBABLY COS OF ANGUISH OVER WHAT YOU FAGGOTS HAVE MADE HIS PARADISE INTO.
IT MIGHT LOOK LIKE MOOT LEFT US. BUT HE’LL COME BACK.HE NEVER LEFT US. NOT REALLY. YA’KNOW?
4CHAN HAS LOST IT. IT USED TO HAVE IT. BUT NOW IT’S DEFINITELY LOST IT. AND ITS BECAUSE OF YOU PACK OF FUCKING JOEYS. BUNCH OF PARASITES. YOU NVADED THIS FINELY BALANCED ECO-SYSTEM AND DESTTROYED IT. YOU’RE DISEASE CARRYING VERMIN.
YOUR DISEASE IS EARNESTNESS DISGUISED AS CYNICISM. KILL YOURSELF.
YOU KILLED THE INTERNETS APEX PREDATOR WITH YOUR DISEASE. KILL YOURSELF.
YOU PUSHED OUT THE INDIGENOUS SPECIES OF GOODCUNTS WHO’D NEVER BE CAUGHT ENGAGED IN THE LEVELS OF SHEER FAGGOTRY YOU ALL PULL ON A DAILY BASIS. TO REPLACE IT WITH WHAT? PURE FAGGOTRY.
LOOK AROUND. THIS PLACE IS HELL. BUT WITH LESS CHARACTER.
MAYBE YOU BATTY LICKERS HAVE CHANGED THE HABITAT SO MUCH YOU’LL ALWAYS BE HERE MAKING THE WORLD SIGH. BUT I CANT ACCEPT THAT. I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WEREN’T HERE AND IC OULD RELY ON /SPORTS/ TO LINK A FUCKING REST OF THE WORLD STREAM FOR THE SUPERBOWL.
I REMEMBER /B/ TO BE SOME PURE WEST SHIT I WASN’T EXPECTING. NO SELF RESPECTING PERSON WOULD WATCH /ANIME/ THE BOARD USED TO BE AUTISTIC WEEBS WHO COULDN’T SEE HOW AKWARDLY RACIST THEIR JAPAN FETISH CAME OFF. ALTHOUGH STILL BETTER THAN WANTING TO FUCK A PENCIL DRAWING OF AN 8 YEAR OLD.
WEEBS, GOD, I MISS THEM . COME TO THINK OF IT. IM SURE I SAW ONE THE OTHER DAY. I EVEN THINK HE TOLD HIS GIRLFRIEND SHE LOOKED KAWAI. I MISS THE REAL WEEBS. THEY WERE KAKKOI. ALTHOUGH MASSIVEファゴット.
COME BACK MOOT. CLEANSE THE BOARDS. USHER IN THE GREAT UNGAYANDLAMENING.
THESE FAGGOTS HAVE FORESAKEN YOU, BUT NOT ME, MOOT. NOT ME.
THESEE FAGGOT NEVER KNEW, FAGGOTS NEVER KOW. I WISH THEY’D FUCK OFF BACK TTO REDDIT – OR GO TO WIZARDCHAN WHERE THEY ALL BELONG.
MY MESSAGE TO THE UNFUNNY GAYLORDS AND HUMOR VAMPIRES THAT NOW LIVE HERE MY IS SIMPLE:
SUCK YOUR MOTHER, SUCK YOUR GRANDMOTHER, SUCK YOUR DAD, SUCK YOUR SISTER, SUCK YOUR BROTHER, SUCK YOUR AUNTY, SUCK YOUR UNCLE, SUCK YOUR COUSINS, SUCK YOUR NIECES, SUCK YOUR NEPHEWS. WHEN YOU’RE DONE GO SUCK YOUR FAMILY FRIENDS. STARTING WITH THE ONES WHO ARE GIVEN KINSHIP[ TITLES DESPITE NOT BEING RELATED. YOU KNOW THE ONES I MEAN - GO SUCK CELIA, THEN BARBARA, THEN JACQUI AND CATHY. SUCK THEM ALL THROUGH FUCKING SCAFFOLDING POLE. THEN WHEN YOU’RE DONE, KILLS YOURSELF.
YOU FAGS KILLED 4CHAN. BUT I BELIEVE MOOT WILL RETURN TO CLEANSE THIS PLACE.
rip in piece 4chan, long live moo!!!!11!!!one!!1