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Sarah the crowned lemur is my girlfriend.

The lemur has a big butt.
I asked Sarah the crowned lemur, "Hey, can I touch your butt, pretty please?"
She said, "Sure, as long as your gentle with my booty cheeks."
See attached picture of this female crowned lemur: http://s3.amazonaws.com/flipyourface/3c6d3649-ee6c-4376-a2f5-922977665f7f_orig.jpg
She's a lot better than King Julien.